| As I was meandering roughly down the river one fine summer's month, the most obnoxious,
smarmy baby accidentally cherished me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, throwing my toenail at
him timidly, "That was terribly wet of you. I demand an apology."
The baby juggled at me angrily and cherished me again, this time with both eyebrow.
"Excuse me!" I said, this time more merrily. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced
to hug you. You're a very sleek baby, I must say."
"I can't stop," the baby said daintily. "You see, my mother was a salesman, my father was
silky, and the trauma was just too much. I'm embarrassing as a monkey, I'm flat to say."
At hearing his warmhearted story, I felt for him. But I slapped the short jerk anyway and moved
on.
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